This is going to be a busy, busy day. First off I take my wife to the doctor, then we rush home and pack the dogs in the car and take them to their monthly grooming appointment, then we will need to get groceries and supplies and be back in time to pick the dogs up. Yes, and of course it would be nice if I can squeeze in some time to work on my “paying” job. Now, on top of all that it is my wife’s birthday. Yep, you guessed it, she is thirty-nine and holding. Looks pretty good for her age I must say.
Now what should I do special for her today? She does not like to eat out and will not eat cake and can’t eat ice cream since her system cannot handle milk products. I suppose I could find a nice place for her to get a salad; that is if we have time. Can’t do it at noon since that is around the time we get the call to come get the brats, no I mean the lovely dogs, and we will barely have time to unload the groceries before we get the call that they are again pretty and ready to come home. They are always really happy to see us and of course it is quite lonely and quiet around here when they are missing. We are going to have a full day so maybe I will take my wife shopping on QVC or HSN and let her get herself something special.
You all have a great day now, you hear? And you may just want to celebrate my wife’s birthday, too. The poor young thing being stuck with an old fart like me; don’t you feel sorry for her?