I have never been called too smart, although I have been told not to get smart. Now, if being smart is a good thing, why was I told not to get smart. I just walk off scratching my head.
In the grocery store, I see that they sell cans of evaporated milk. Now why would anyone want to buy that. If the milk has all evaporated, wouldn't that can be empty? Now who would want to buy an empty can? I walk off scratching my head.
Today is leap day. I guess they call it that because every time it shows up there is a leap year. Now explain it to me why they call it a "leap" year. Wouldn't a leap year be one that you leap or skip over instead of one that has an extra day? I walk off scratching my head.
A fellow said that he had a "near" miss the other day when driving to town. Shouldn't that be a near hit? Of course when you say you nearly missed that, that means you hit it, right? OK, I am going to walk away from writing this blog scratching my head and I hope some of you are scratching yours, also. Yes, I could go on and on and on but you all have a great day today, you hear?