I bought a new (actually I believe it was a "once read") book at Hastings Book Store in Conroe, TX. All the preppers I have heard about stock pile food, water, firearms, and other supplies in case of a doomsday caused by zombies or nuclear war, etc. I decided that maybe I should have a handbook to help me and my family survive an alien invasion from outer space. . . Here is the handbook that I bought:
There now, I feel a lot safer, or at least I will after I read it. It does say that it is SECRET, so I may not be allowed to divulge what all it says, but if you promise not to tell anyone, I may just let you in on a few of its secrets, that is, after I start to read it. It says it has actual documentation of past encounters with alien beings. Like I said, I will let you in on some of them as soon as I read it.
When I was a kid and my parents and I were visiting my grandparents, when we were leaving, my grandpa would always wave and yell to us "Keep looking upwards". Maybe if I read this book I will know what he meant (grin). Actually, I knew what he meant and it didn't have anything to do with aliens. Now, you all keep looking upwards and have a great day, you hear?
BTW, just in case you thought I was being serious, I bought that book in the "humor" section.