I figured it is about time for some laughs. We had a storm blow though here just before 06:00 and it is still raining. So, our trip to the flea market was put on hold, maybe even canceled. We will decide if it ever stops raining. Not going to complain. Always can use some rain. I think I will post some quotes that I hope will give you a smile or two. So here goes:
All these quotes come from: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html#iZDukp5AocFohyji.99
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
BTW, my father-in-law used to always say the above quote, and up until now, I thought it was his original. Maybe it was and Frank Sinatra stole it from him (grin).
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw
Now old George sure got that right.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
OK, that is enough for now. If you want more, go to the link I posted above, and have yourself a very fine day, you hear?