Wondering about . . . relatives?

Well, here I was.  Just sitting on the couch with my mind occupied with something on my computer. . . you know important stuff like computer games.  I don't like those modern games, but prefer the old standbys, like Mahjong and 10 Mahjong and Minesweeper and games like that.  I thought I heard my wife say something about her daughters.  THAT got my attention.  Daughters??  As far as I know, we only had two sons and one of them was killed in a traffic accident.  So, she has daughters??  The things you learn about your spouse after almost 50 years of marriage!

I had to ask her the BIG question.  "What daughters?"  She said the ones she bought awhile back.  OK, this is getting worse than I could imagine and here I thought I knew my wife pretty well.  "You actually bought some daughters?", I asked, thinking this is getting worse by the minute.  She said yes, that she got a couple different sizes.  OK??  Guess she didn't want twins.  You know, two the same size; like this:

Then she explained that she didn't get daughters, she got dotters.  That dotters where a tool she uses in her art work to make perfect round dots.  Here is a picture of her new daughters dotters:

 
And a cropped enlarged picture:

Now, whether you have daughters or dotters, I sure hope you all have a great day to day, you hear?