I sure do like to sit around with people and talk. I also, as does Billy Bob, like to tell stories. Of course, no matter how far fetched my personal stories are, they are absolutely true with out any embellishments. Got that? Some people think otherwise. Some people think that I am full of it; and you know what "it" is!! Right? Well, now I have a license that allows me to tell tall tales and a also some bathroom humor mixed in. I now have a "BM" license!!! Don't believe me? OK, here is a picture that I scanned of my new license. Take a look at the class. Yep it is BM!! And you know what those letters stand for. . .
Now I can legally tell my stories because I have a license class of BM. Now I can tell any far fetched stories or any BM, or should I say "BS", that I want to. All my stories are absolutely true beyond a shadow of a doubt and without any embellishments. And that is a fact. Just in case you don't know, the class BM is actually for both a class B license that you need to drive a vehicle over 26000 pounds and the "M" stands for motorcycle.
OK, you all have a great day without any bs or bm or anything else to spoil it for you, you hear?