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Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Wanted Wild West People

Here is a fictitious list of fictional people (that I made up) and the fictional reason they are wanted: 

Tall Paul  -  Wanted, but why?  Because he was the only one that could reach the stuff on the top shelf.

Short Mort  -  Wanted for sneaking in under the circus tent.

Silly Billy  -  Wanted for telling stupid, silly jokes.

Willy-Nilly -  Wanted for going off in every direction.

Wild Child  -  The youngest outlaw in the Wild West.

Bad Man Ann  -  Wanted for being a Bad Female Hippie. . man.

Fat Pat  -  Wanted for eating all the food at the buffet.

Skinny Minnie  -  Wanted for shooting Fat Pat because she was next in line for the now empty buffet.

Zippy-a-Dee-Do-Da.  -  A happy bandit from the deep south.

Slick Vic  -  Wanted for stealing all the Brylcreem.

Stable Able  -  Worked cleaning out stables and walked with a Cain cane.

Ike Clanger  -  No not Clanton.  Clanger was the local bell ringer.

Bobber Bob  -  Was caught trying to hide in a fisherman's tackle box.

I got lots more, but my wife is ready to head for town, so will stop here.  Hope you liked my sense of humor in names and please, have a great day, you hear?











8 comments:

  1. Did you come up with all these names yourself? If so you are pretty clever!

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  2. This was really clever. good job!! And you made me chuckle also.

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    1. Thanks Linda. Making you chuckle was my goal.

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  3. A lot more colorful than Jesse James or Billy the Kid! My kind of humor ;-)

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    1. Thanks. I really like humor and it pleases me if I can make someone smile.

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  4. Good job Dizzy! You have a good sense of humor :)

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    1. Having a good sense of humor is a good way to survive this world and the people living in it.

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