Wondering about wild grapes

Saturday, July 30, 2016

Fun with Words.

Starting with the political side, what is Trump made up of?  Well, to get into the middle to see what is there, you first have to remove the first and last letters and guess what is left?  Yep, it is rum.  Just kidding, of course, because I like Trump.

What happens if you refuse to pay your exorcist?  Well, you get repossessed, you know.

Did you know that a lot of money is tainted?  Yep, it taint mine and it taint yours.

When the lady saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought that she would dye.

You would be stuck with your debt if you couldn't budge it.

A fellow broke into song because he couldn't find the right key.

And of course the old one that asks, why can't a bicycle stand alone?  Well, that is because it is two tired.

I hope you enjoyed these.  If you want more, go to the website where I got these:  http://weblog.404creative.com/2007/06/02/clever-word-play/

Now you all have a great day, you hear?


  1. That's the kind of humor I like... real groaners ;-)

    1. Hope you enjoyed them because they sure are real groaners.

  2. These are some of the best jokes I've heard in a long time. Thanks for sharing.