I love humor. It is a large part of my life. You know, if you can't be good at anything, be funny. OK, below is a few jokes I got off the internet. I wanted to give credit to the web-site where I found them, but I can't find it again.
OK, this first joke points out that sometimes it pays to act dumb:
Now, if I ever went to a psychiatrist, this would probably happen to me, too:
And to think, I am not even one in a thousand, but I am not in China:
Yep, ugly lasts and lasts and lasts:
A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk." Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.
No, this was not me, I was a beautiful baby. Well, at least that is what my mother thought:
I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother. (Henny Yongman).
Well now, that was nice of the twin on the right:
I knew these Siamese twins. They moved to England, so the other one could drive. (Steven Wright)
My grandfather is hard of hearing. He needs to read lips. I don’t mind him reading lips, but he uses one of those yellow highlighters. (Brian Kiley)
Well, I hope you all got a chuckle or two out of the above and it helped you to have a great day, you hear?