Here is the picture I posted of the two books on the earlier blog:
This next book may or may not have any true stories. Most are fiction made up to scare you, but they are fun to read and it would be great to tell these stories to kids around a campfire on a dark night deep in the woods. . . OK, you get the idea.
Remember the little song or chant that we used to sing as children, "The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms play pinochle on your snout"? Well, this book lists the words this way:
Did you ever think as a hearse goes by
That you may be the next to die?
They wrap you up in a big white sheet
From your head down to your feet.
And the worms crawl in and the worms crawl out,
In your stomach and out your snout,
And your eyes fall out and your teeth decay---
And that is the end of a perfect day.
OK, I dare you to get that tune out of your head today (grin). Even if you can't, I sure do want you all to have a great day, you hear?