I’m hard of hearing; can you tell me what I just said?
Wow! Do you really believe I deserve this raise?
I know I am pretty, but just tell me I’m ugly.
I came in to see you doc, cause I feel good.
I can’t sleep because you are not snoring loud enough.
Stop thief! You forgot the money in the cookie jar.
The guy saying, “Not tonight honey, I am too tired”.
I’m studying to learn how to make punch cards for computer programs.
I always try to pay more than my fair share of taxes.
My hot-rod car is slower than your car.
Thanks honey for telling me I look fat.
When an officer stops you for weaving; “maybe you ought to stop and get another drink before heading home.”
OK, yes I know those are stupid, but I feel stupid today but at least I have a grin on my face. Now, I hope I put a grin on your face, too. Have a great day, you hear?