They do come in handy for a lot of things. On the top of the list is wills. If you find an attorney to do your will, take my father-in-law's advice to make sure he is a lot younger than you are so that there is a good chance he will out live you. You know he has to be around to execute the will. If I ever get in trouble or get sued and need a lawyer, I think I would want Matlock:
Or Perry Mason:
I don't think they have ever lost a case. Oh yes, that proves that it is all fiction. Now, I hope you never need a lawyer and make sure you all have a great day, you hear?