I guess the next time I run into Jeff Foxworthy, I will have to ask him. Here are a couple of Jeff's redneck jokes:
"You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws."
"You think Possum is 'The Other White Meat'."
"If you can burp and say your name at the same time, you're shur'nuff a redneck.
OK, enough of Foxworthy, but I have a few more pictures for your enlightenment. This next picture is of a redneck swimming pool:
I wonder if she borrowed that piece of clothing from her boyfriend?
OK, so where does a rich redneck live and what does he drive? Well, a picture is worth a thousand words:
Now I want to tell you that I am not a redneck; I am more of a hillbilly. Remember, although I have lived in Texas for thirty some years, I came from the hills of western Pennsylvania. Now, all you rednecks and hillbillies out there, have yourselves a really great day, you hear?