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Thursday, August 20, 2015

A Giggle For Today

I thought that you all may like to read a joke and get a little giggle today, so of course I went and searched the Internet and after reading and laughing for the last three hours, I just remembered I was suppose to write a blog posting.  Therefore, I decided to copy and paste the last joke I read here in my blog.  I hope you get a little giggle out of it, too.  I did.

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
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"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

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I got this at:
http://www.coolfunnyjokes.com/Funny-Jokes

Well, I hope I have you smiling and if I do, I hope you have a great day and can smile and laugh all day long, you hear?

14 comments:

  1. Well, I guess I'm as dumb... I don't know a Porch(e) from a Ferrari... doesn't one of them have a lion or something as a logo? (my blond is quickly going gray... so you'll have to excuse my humor)

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    1. Your humor never needs an excuse. And gray is just another shade of blonde. . . I am platinum blond myself (grin).

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  2. I found that joke very funny, and had a good laugh over it.

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    1. We have to have a good sense of humor to survive this world and a good laugh makes you feel better for quite awhile.

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  3. An oldie but goody, and one I have not remembered in a while. Thanks for the reminder, Dizzy.

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    1. I had heard most of them on the site I got this one from, but this one was new to me.

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  4. You got a smile out of me. Have a good weekend

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  5. I heard that one before, but it was just as funny this time. Thanks!! :) I'm going to checkout that link, too.

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    1. Hope you find some new to you ones on that site. But if you are like me I can smile and even laugh at jokes that I have heard before.

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  6. Good grief, human, Dizzy-Dick! I had to explain the joke to my human. Arf!

    Have a good one, human!

    Pawsitive wishes,

    Penny!

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    1. I understand. My three pups have to explain things to me, too.

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    1. I try, but don't always come up with a good one.

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