OK, I suppose you want to see a close-up of it, so I cropped everything off the picture except the thing in question:
I nudged it with my foot and it was firmly anchored to the asphalt. It looks like it cemented itself to the parking lot surface with some white, slimy looking stuff. On the left, it looks more fuzzy than on the right where it looks like larger strands anchored to the road.
OK, somebody tell me what it is. So far, I have been unable to find it on any of the fungus or mushroom sites I have checked, but I will continue to search for it and if I find it, I will update my blog with the answer. Now, you all have a great day, you hear?