Have you ever heard of that disease that cattle get called hoof and mouth disease? Well, sometimes I suffer from foot in mouth disease. That is caused by talking without thinking. Maybe I should give you some examples.
1. When someone says "I have been on a diet for months, so how do I look?" Your comment is "Oh, you have been on a diet?" Time to extract foot from mouth.
2. When your wife comes home from shopping and asks how you like her new dress. You shouldn't say "You bought THAT?". Quick now, take that dang foot out of your mouth and gargle.
3. When you meet an old high school buddy and he looks a hundred years old. You shouldn't say "Wow buddy, you look awful. You sure must have had a rough life?". Extract one foot from one mouth.
4. When you see a drawing and say "It is so bad, I can't figure out what it is." And then you find out your kid, or your grandkid, or your great grandkid did it just for you. Oh my, that foot stuck in your mouth really hurts and you try hard to remove it.
That is enough examples. I am sure you all know what I am trying to say and I am also sure that you have stuck your foot in your mouth more than once. This is a disease, Foot in Mouth Disease, that I keep getting over and over again, but it does make my life more interesting for sure. Now, keep your foot out of your mouth and have a great day, you hear?