Wondering about wild grapes

Sunday, September 2, 2018

What I Would Say If. . .

I got thinking what I would say under certain conditions:

1.  If I were a Fitness Instructor  -  -  "The harder you work, the more you lose".

2.  To a kid making a face at me - - "You keep that up you will grow up to be as ugly as me".

3.   To keep a kid busy - - "Look up there in the sky, see that dead bird?"

4.   If someone asks you if you know what time it is, say yes and walk away.

5.   If someone insults me - - "I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works."

I could come up with a lot more, but I would prefer to hear some from my readers, list some of your "what you would say if" in the remarks and have a great day, you hear?




10 comments:

  1. I get tooooo nasty to fast to be participating in this contest.

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  2. To someone who's purposely being a jerk, "your charm is matched only by your appearance."

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    1. That is a good one. I will have to remember that one.

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  3. Asking for the time... does that even happen anymore?

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    1. Probably not. But maybe only when the battery dies in their watch.

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  4. I finally learned to be nice, at least most of the time. I'm still kicking myself though, for being too nice to that lady in the dog park that told me to "Move on, Move on".

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    1. When we get up in years, we don't need to be nice. I am at that point in life where I say what I mean, no holding back.

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