OK, how about Allegator? You better take a closer look at that word, it isn't Alligator. Allegator is someone who alleges. Isn't English fun???
Has anyone called you a Troglodyte? I sure hope not. A troglodyte is someone or something that lives in a cave.
Here is a couple of words I am very familiar with and I and my family have used quite a bit. Rigmarole and Shenanigan. Rigmarole is nonsense or unnecessary complexity. And of course Shenanigan is a prank or mischief.
Now, if you knew all those words and their meanings you must be a Panjandrum. Oh, by the way, a panjandrum is someone who thinks himself high and mighty. And of course I think that all my readers are high and mighty and I want you to have a great evening, you hear?