Wondering about wild grapes

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Wondering What I'll Get If I. . . .

What will I get if I go into a donut shop and ask for half a "baker's dozen"?  Since a baker's dozen is thirteen, is half a baker's dozen six and a half?  And what if I am bad?  They will say I am in the dog house, but what if my dog is bad, is she sent to the people house?  Sometimes I get very confused.

What will I get when I go into a health food store and ask for another six months of good health?  They just might think that I am a little touched in the head.  Or what would I get if I walked into a body shop and ask the guy for a 40 year younger body and maybe one that looks somewhat more handsome and dashing, maybe a sports model?  Sometimes I get very confused.

I don't want to be selfish or anything so maybe I could take my dogs into a pet shop and tell them I want them to pet my dogs.  I would offer to purchase twenty minutes of petting time for them.  Then on the way home I could stop at a dress shop and ask for a bottle of French and a bottle of blue cheese dressings.

I know not to make the cook mad.  As much as I love to eat, that would be a real bad mistake if I did, then I would be wondering what I'll get for supper.  I could go on and on but think I will just get out of here, I have said enough.  Now, have a great evening, you hear?


  1. Let me know if you figure out how to get a 40 year younger body! I'd settle for 20 years.

  2. Thanks for the humor Dizzy.

  3. Let us know when you find that body shop.

    1. Only after I try it out (grin). If it will work on an really old man like me, it should work on you younger folks.

  4. Well let me think a bit on that Bakers Dozen. I'm guessing you would get 6 donuts and one donut hole or as we like to call them up here in Canada, 6 Tim Horton donuts and one Timbit.