What will I get if I go into a donut shop and ask for half a "baker's dozen"? Since a baker's dozen is thirteen, is half a baker's dozen six and a half? And what if I am bad? They will say I am in the dog house, but what if my dog is bad, is she sent to the people house? Sometimes I get very confused.
What will I get when I go into a health food store and ask for another six months of good health? They just might think that I am a little touched in the head. Or what would I get if I walked into a body shop and ask the guy for a 40 year younger body and maybe one that looks somewhat more handsome and dashing, maybe a sports model? Sometimes I get very confused.
I don't want to be selfish or anything so maybe I could take my dogs into a pet shop and tell them I want them to pet my dogs. I would offer to purchase twenty minutes of petting time for them. Then on the way home I could stop at a dress shop and ask for a bottle of French and a bottle of blue cheese dressings.
I know not to make the cook mad. As much as I love to eat, that would be a real bad mistake if I did, then I would be wondering what I'll get for supper. I could go on and on but think I will just get out of here, I have said enough. Now, have a great evening, you hear?