Wondering about wild grapes

Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Who Do You Call When. . . .

Who do you call when there isn't much to choose from?  Well you call Slim Pickens, of course.  And what if you have a concrete slab to break up?  You call Jack Hammer.  And how WW2 ended with Japan, Adam Baum.  Yep, there are a lot of peoples' names that could mean other things, like the ones above.  Want some more?  OK, here is a short list:

Ian Hale . . . said the guy who died and didn't go to heaven.

Ilona Buck . . . But will you lona me more than one buck?

Sal E. Vate . . . Tasty looking food does that to me, too.

Scot Frei . . . He got away with it and no one found out.

Hope Leslie . .Would rather have some hope than none at all.

Rusty Nale . . . Stepped on one of those, had a tetanus shot.

Heidi Hoe . . . Now where did you hide that prostitute?

Tex Huss . . . I wonder if he lived here in Texas?

Wes Virginia . Take me home, country roads, to the place. . .

Penny Lofer . . . A pair, maybe, two cents worth?

Olive Pitt . . . My Mom's name was Olive, without the Pitt.

OK, that is enough for now.  If you want more, go to http://www.lingerandlook.com/Names/FunWithNames.htm , that is where I found them.

Now grin some and have a great day, you hear?


  1. Thanks for the grins. Been raining for several days out here in the desert. I am ready for some sun and dry.

    1. Been a little damp here, but not like out your way. Just hot and humid here.

  2. Replies
    1. It was fun thinking up things to say about each name. Glad you thought that it was funny.

  3. Thank you for the grins I had while reading your blog. Made my day.

  4. Hermit's Baby SisSeptember 1, 2016 at 8:22 AM

    Good way to start the day, Dizzy - thanks!

    1. Glad it gave you a good start. . . no, I mean a good start to your day.

  5. You always come up with something funny, or interesting, or both!

  6. How funny! My first husband's last name was "Cain". When we had our kids you should have heard the "suggestions" for name.... Hurra (should have names him that as he's always lived a stormy life)... Candy (no way... our daughter would have sounded like a stripper)... and the such. You'd probably come up with a few choice ones yourself ;-)

    1. If he was Cain, then I guess you were able (notice I used a small a for the first letter of able).