Back in my younger days, I loved Mad magazine and especially the quotes of Alfred E. Neuman.
I found a list of some of Neuman's quotes and his twisted logic always made me laugh, or at least grin a lot. Some of his one liners would make you stop and think a bit and then it hits you and you can't help but burst out in laughter or at least a big grin. I found a list of some of Alfred E. Neuman's quotes at this web-site:
I will leave you with one of his "words of wisdom":
Now, you all have a great day and be like Alfred and don't worry, or like some people say, don't sweat the small stuff. Remember to click on the link I gave you and enjoy some more humor. Have a great day, you hear?