OK, maybe this is a good time to post some old age jokes, so:
Q: Is it a common problem for 60+ year olds to have trouble with memory storage?
A: No. Memory storage is not the problem. Memory retrieval is.
I grew a beard thinking it would say "Distinguished Gentleman." Instead, turns out it says, "Senior Discount, Please!"
Aging gracefully is like the nice way of saying you're slowly looking worse.
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
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OK, I hope you got a chuckle out of those jokes that I found on the internet. I guess when you get right down to it, getting old is better than the alternative. Now, you all have a great day and live every day to its fullest, you hear?
That last one was funny!
ReplyDeleteGlad you got a chuckle out of it.
DeleteYes Old age can beat the alternative. Death itself doesn't bother me, it's the dying that sucks.
ReplyDeleteI guess all we can hope for is a quick end.
DeleteEnjoyed all of those. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteYou are welcome, Barney. Glad you liked them.
DeleteYou got a giggle out of me, I have to admit!
ReplyDeleteGreat!!! That was what I trying to do.
DeleteOh my it's all so true except I didn't grow a beard. Loved the jokes
ReplyDeleteMaybe you aren't old enough to grow a beard (grin).
DeleteIt's true! Enjoy the old age sweetness and difficulties:)
ReplyDeleteI appreciate and try to enjoy every day I have.
DeleteGetting old, what can I do about it? Sit back and enjoy it, I reckon.
ReplyDeleteSince I have been around for over three quarters of a century, I do know how to sit back and enjoy.
DeleteI thoroughly enjoyed theses jokes. You aren't alone in just sitting there getting old gracefully. I find myself sitting there a lot lately. Maybe because it is just to hot outside for anything else. Thanks for the laughs this morning.
ReplyDeleteYep, the heat does seem to keep me in my recliner. It has been a hundred or so and with the high humidity here in East Texas, it really feels hot.
DeleteThat about says it all, thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteYou are welcome. Sometimes there is a lot of truth in humor.
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