Wouldn't it be great to have a billion dollars? Well, we may not be rich but if you are 32 years old you will have lived for about a billion seconds.
In 32 years. there are about 1 billion seconds
I am glad I don't live in Albania because I surely would be getting into a lot of trouble. Why, you may ask. See this next weird fact:
In Albania, nodding your head means 'no' and shaking your head means 'yes'.
I guess that rubber bands are in the vegetable category:
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated
I sure do believe that these twins could get confused about which one is the oldest:
A twin was born 34 minutes after her brother, but because daylight savings time kicked in, was actually born 26 minutes before.
When someone tells you that you have a glowing smile, they may be more correct than they thought:
False teeth are often minutely radioactive.
I don't understand the reason for this next one. Maybe you could explain it to me.
A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won't.
OK, that is enough for today, now you all have a great evening, you hear?