This first one is quit explicit:
OK, if you already read that sign, you did just what the sign said not to do. I guess you can't be trusted to do what you are told (grin).
This U.S. Air Force Aircraft Identification Chart tells it like it is, right? Anything that flies and isn't a conventional type aircraft can only be a weather balloon. Like I said, my suspicions were just confirmed in this chart below:
Well, once I decided to write the fabulous story of my life and, well, as you can see how that turned out:
I guess that I will leave you with a prehistoric animal exposing himself to all the kids in the toy shop. Now that is really bad!!
I hope I at least put a little smile on your face and hope that most of you got a big laugh out of it. So I will leave you with the flashing toy etched into your minds. . . have a great day, if you can, you hear?