How do we know the Indians were the first people in North
America?
They had reservations.
What bird can lift the most?
A crane.
What can you hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
What clothes does a house wear?
Address.
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter
rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A dead centipede.
What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in
Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
His powder puff is on the wrong end.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She ran away from the ball.
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils
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OK, hold that smile and share it with everyone you see today and of course, that will help you have a great day, you hear?
Those were clever and funny. Thanks for putting a big smile on my face.
ReplyDeleteI like to see happy people, so I try to do my part. . .
DeleteGlad you liked them, George.
ReplyDeleteThese are perfect to re-tell to grand kids. I'll try to remember some of them. :)
ReplyDeletePrint them out so that you will have a hard copy of them.
Deletegood ones, Dizzy - thanks!
ReplyDeleteYou are sure welcome. Thanks for stopping by.
DeleteOf course my favorite is the Ohio joke.... and, trust me, I needed a smile this evening.... thanks!
ReplyDeleteI have heard a lot of Ohio jokes, which one do you mean? I know a riddle. What is round on the ends and hi in the middle? Ohio, of course.
DeleteYou made me smile. Those were some good jokes.
ReplyDeleteMakes it all worthwhile when I can put a smile on someones face. Glad I could put one on your. Now, keep smiling.
DeleteI like 'em! Hadn't heard most of them before!
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked them. Are you smiling?
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