How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.
What bird can lift the most?
What can you hold without ever touching it?
What clothes does a house wear?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A dead centipede.
What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
His powder puff is on the wrong end.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She ran away from the ball.
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils
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OK, hold that smile and share it with everyone you see today and of course, that will help you have a great day, you hear?