Wondering about wild grapes

Monday, February 17, 2014

Wondering About a Couple of Jokes

My good friends who are fighting all that snow up in Pennsylvania, sent me a couple of jokes.  Some of you may have seen or heard them, but they were new to me and I thought they were funny.  So, I am going to put them in my blog this morning.  I don't usually do things like this, but I don't really have anything better to say, so why not?  Here are the jokes:

No one believes seniors. . . everyone thinks they are senile.  An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.  The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. . . Holding hands, they walked back to their old school.  It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally".

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet.  Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home.  There, she counted the money - fifty thousand dollars!  Andy said, "We've got to give it back".  Sally said, "Finders keepers."  She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door.  "Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"

Sally said, No.
Andy said, she's lying.  She hid it up in the attic.
Sally said, Don't believe him, he's getting senile.
The agents turned to Andy and began to question him.

One said: "tell us the story from the beginning."
Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday. . ."
The first police officer turned to his partner and said, "We're outta here!"

And here is the second one:

Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months.

Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over. . . women like that are hard to find."

Thank you Bert and Erma for sharing these jokes with me and my readers.  Now, you all don't need to quit laughing.  Just laugh all day long and have a really great day, you hear?
 

22 comments:

  1. Thanks, Diz. You've given me a great start to my day (and the week as well).

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    1. A little humor in ones life goes a long way to making you happy. I try to see the humor in everything.

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    1. Hope you didn't choke on your coffee. . . glad I started you off with a smile.

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  3. I always love a good laugh..... wish I could tell jokes but I always screw up the punch line....

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    1. I used to be a good joke teller then my memory stated to fail me. It is terrible when you tell a long joke and then forget what the punch line is. . .(grin).

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  4. Thanks for the laugh, they were good jokes! More snow tonight here in PA. When is it going to stop???? so done with winter!

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    1. I just now took a picture of the temperature that was shown from the outside thermometer sensor and it is reading 77 degrees. That beats the cold temps up there in western PA. It is a little warmer than the norm, but the winters here are great!!

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  5. Nothing wrong with humor, half the internet is humor! (and that first one was great!)

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    1. I can relate to it. I have DRS and it is getting worse. . .

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  6. I love non dirty jokes. Thank goodness it wasn't a Farmers Daughter joke or 3 religious men go into a bar.Though told right they to can be Funny. lol

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    1. I am with you on liking non dirty jokes.

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  7. A bit late to the blog but enjoyed the jokes just the same :)

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    1. Better late than never. In fact, I have gone back through my older blogs and replied to comments that were put on rather late.

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  8. Good sir,

    These two jokes were timely. I needed a good tonic of laughter today, I thank you for sharing them. I was going to type something else...um, I forgot....

    Enjoy you day, my friend.

    Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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    1. Laughter is the best tonic, you can't cry or hurt or feel bad when you are laughing. Glad I could be of assistance.

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  9. Those jokes were really funny and you've warmed up my afternoon nicely. Enjoy the rest of the week and tell Bert and Emma - thanks.

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