Getting Old.

Since I qualify as being old (73 is old, right?), I can talk about it.  I found these on the internet at Here.  Yes, they are funny but they are also so true:
- Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
- Happy hour is a nap.
- It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
- You don't remember being absent minded.
- Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
- It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.

There are a lot more, but those above will give you an idea of getting old.

OK, how about a list games that us old folks can play?  Here is a list:

-Tag, You're it.

-Pin the toupee on the bald guy.

-Kick the bucket

-Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse says "Bend Over".

-Simon says something incoherent.

-Hide and go pee

-Musical recliners

My mother, toward the end of her life, always said that "getting old ain't for sissies".

That is a partial list and I am sure you can add to both of the above lists.  You have your choice, you can grow old peacefully or kicking and screaming.  Since I am already sitting in my rocker/recliner, I guess I am going peacefully.  Let's hope all of us have a long and prosperous life filled with love and joy, you hear?