Who Do You Call When. . . .

Who do you call when there isn't much to choose from?  Well you call Slim Pickens, of course.  And what if you have a concrete slab to break up?  You call Jack Hammer.  And how WW2 ended with Japan, Adam Baum.  Yep, there are a lot of peoples' names that could mean other things, like the ones above.  Want some more?  OK, here is a short list:

Ian Hale . . . said the guy who died and didn't go to heaven.

Ilona Buck . . . But will you lona me more than one buck?

Sal E. Vate . . . Tasty looking food does that to me, too.

Scot Frei . . . He got away with it and no one found out.

Hope Leslie . .Would rather have some hope than none at all.

Rusty Nale . . . Stepped on one of those, had a tetanus shot.

Heidi Hoe . . . Now where did you hide that prostitute?

Tex Huss . . . I wonder if he lived here in Texas?

Wes Virginia . Take me home, country roads, to the place. . .

Penny Lofer . . . A pair, maybe, two cents worth?

Olive Pitt . . . My Mom's name was Olive, without the Pitt.

OK, that is enough for now.  If you want more, go to http://www.lingerandlook.com/Names/FunWithNames.htm , that is where I found them.

Now grin some and have a great day, you hear?