Wondering, Why Do I Feel So Old??

I have a water pipe leaking somewhere under the house.  So I did the logical thing, I crawled under there to see where it was.  And yep, I found it, but it is going to be hard to get to and I don't want to do it.  I called the insurance people and the adjuster will be out in the morning.  Now, I am trying to find someone who can do the job.  That isn't the subject of this blog but how bad I feel now after just crawling under there and looking around.  Dang, I must have become one of those "old farts" I have been hearing about.  So, how about some old fart jokes, maybe laughing will make me feel better or make me feel worse.  Anyway, here are a few:

Now, that sounds pretty close to correct to me.

Then our hearing starts to go. . . 

I think this next one is so true, in some cases.  I don't think I am young, so I must be stupid.  .  .

I really got a chuckle out of this last one.

 Well, I hope I put a smile on someone's face today with these stinky jokes, but even if I didn't, I hope you all have a great day, you hear?